I Love You

Three words that mean everything in the beginning and usually evolves to mean nothing at the end. For most of your life you will hear these words and they will be a lie because the person saying them will eventually leave and that is not possible if you love someone.

I love you is a promise. Forever. If you can't promise this, you can't say it.

"I love you."

"I love you too."

by Praesneodymium April 1, 2020

I love you more

I love you more is a beautiful statement. But there is one downside to it, when people use the statement it doesn’t work.

“I love you” -Brandon

“I love you more” - Sam
^Sams statement doesn’t count because she is Sam

by Brandon81632 February 8, 2022

I’m In Love With My Car

I’m In Love With My Car is a song by the talented Roger Taylor, he sings about being in love with a car. However his bandmates often teased Roger for his song and almost didn’t put it on the album, they ended up putting it on there when Roger locks himself in a cupboard and won’t come out until they allow it on the album

An example would be:
Brian: I’m In Love With My Car? Maybe it’s not strong enough.
Roger: What does that even mean? Not strong enough?

by Rogers lost maracas :( December 18, 2021

Two Fisted Love Punch

This is when one person penatrates any other person with two fisting arms at the same time in any one or two orface... in a loving manner.

I knew it was real love when he gave me a truly affectionate Two Fisted Love Punch.

by TheAmsterdam5 February 7, 2017

I love you dream

After months and months, Gogy finally said it. dnf shippers exploded. Dream and the shippers have finally got him to say it

DnF shipper 1 : Did you hear Gogy said "I love you dream?"
DnF shipper 2 : No way! FINALLYYYY

by MaCoRoNi,withTheChIcKeNsTrIpS! July 8, 2021

Who loves who more

It is scientifically proven that Savannah loves Lucinda more then Lucinda loves Savannah.

Lucinda: “I love you more”
Savannah “I love you more and it’s in the urban dictionary so shut the fuck up and I win the war of who loves who more. Also that rhymes.”

by soggytoenailedfaggot February 6, 2021

I am in love with you

Something you say when you are drunk or high. No meaning at all. Never say it to anyone.

her: I am in love with you
him: are you drunk?

by whathello March 15, 2021