Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A cock juggling thunder cunt. Known from around the wolrd from the movie South Park. It is a great and funny insult. Also used with the word fuckin.

Alex: You are a bitch.

Steven: No im not!

Alex: Im sorry i'll take that back.....you are fuckin cock juggling thunder cunt!!!

Steven: I am not.....(starts crying)

Alex: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

by Alexs5150 January 12, 2009

Obama cock slapper Arby noodle

When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom

So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*

by I am beer December 25, 2019

fucking two trees with the same cock

A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)

Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017

Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury

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by yourmomlovesmehahadeez March 10, 2023

Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.

Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock

by no royals October 1, 2016

cock sucking two-balled bitch

A guy or douche bag who sucks dick and is definately acting bitchy.

You're cock sucking two-balled bitch, & you need to get the fuck over yourself.

by belinda janequa marie=] January 14, 2013

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A female that is THE biggest bitch you have ever met. She's also a whore. A very nasty one. Usually a good idea to stay away from this person

Mike: dude, did you hear about stacy? she gave blowjobs to 10 dudes while bitch-slapping her boyfriend!!

Alex: No way!!

Mike: i know, she's a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by Iamnotusingmyrealname July 10, 2012