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You'll get fat

A phrase used by your employee when you bring up wanting to "move to another job". The employer knows the employee is severely underpaid relative to his or her responsibilities but is too disconnected to realize the reality of the situation. So, the employer uses some arbitrary phrase, that doesn't have to do with getting underpaid, in a last-ditch attempt/effort to get the employee to reconsider their decision. If some employee decides to apply and move on, the manager will make defamatory statements about the employee skills as a last resort to ensure they won't get the position.
Employee: "Hey, so I'm moving on to another XYZ position"
Employer: "Hmm, IDK about the XYZ position... if you moved on to that position, you'll get fat!"
Employee: "But what does that have to do with me trying to get into this position?"
Employer: "Anyways thanks for letting me know. But just so you know, you'll get fat!"
by bobbybrown432 July 29, 2024
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getting my chemical on

It's a phrase refreshing the usage of drugs,

It was created by MatPat & StephyPat the game stream YouTuberes from GTLive
It was first mentioned in there episode 1 of the "Life is Strange" gaming serie
1: dude, wanna join me? I'm gonna go getting my chemical on
2: you do drugs?
1: yeah dude
2: ( I don't see a future friendship here)
by Shining star-00 August 27, 2017
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get the funnel

A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.
House cat: *meows angrily and pees and poops*
Me: Time to get the funnel! (rolling my eyes)
by CP Dogg June 8, 2021
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getting somebody hip

Getting someone Hip, basically means to fill somebody in about a subject You and your friends talk about it could be about anything, for example: I need to get You Hip about what happened in mr.smiths class room !
Getting somebody hip;

Hey girl, we haven't talked and I need to get you hip!!
by content1952 January 11, 2017
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Until somebody gets stabbed

Mitch McConnell wants to wait until somebody gets stabbed to do anything about this which means they likely couldn't get a conviction (which is all they care about and NOT YOUR KIDS GETTING STABBED). I want you to do it BEFORE THAT.
Hym "Mitch McConnell wants to wait until somebody gets stabbed to pay attention to anything so.... Go stab him. Go stab him. Tell him it is from me. And then call the police officer you sent over here to harass me (which is a crime and is filing a FLASE POLICE REPORT) and tell him somebody is 'inciting violence.' Mitch wants it to be someone else who gets stabbed. And they likely ALREADY HAVE BEEN stabbed. That's the cycle. You don't listen. Your kids get stabbed. You blame me. You continue not to listen. You kids get stabbed again."
by Hym Iam November 4, 2025
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This common turn of phrase is usually used to mock someone who is injured in a funny way
"Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"

"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"
by Smartest Man in History May 24, 2024
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national get no bitches day

On September 14, is national get no bitches day. and example of this is yayah and christian who both get no bitches nor head
PLEASE DONATE🙏🙏🙏
September 14 is national get no bitches day!!! Christian is excited
by National get no bitches day September 14, 2022
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