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Clean Sex People

1.A type of individual unbeknownst to the common man that is worthy to engage in sexual intercourse on newly purchased or gently used microfiber couches due to the indelible virtue of ultra-hygienic intercourse that leaves all furniture as pure as the day it was purchased.

2. What your girlfriend wants you to be before you can have sex on the couch.
Though Gina didnt want to interrupt the passion that had arisen between she and Dick, she knew the eve would be filled with regret if she could not find a way to get off the new microfiber couch...because clearly they were not clean sex people.
by TEEeyePEE October 30, 2010
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Second Hand Sex

A Street Punk/Ska band from Cincinnati, Ohio/Northern Kentucky. They typically have a very aggressive audience and a very angry style. They definitely fit the description of Punk Rock. Their faced paced guitar riffs, ska upstrokes, complex bass lines, and very fast drumming make them a truly unique addition to the punk scene.
Second Hand Sex
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by ScreechingWeaselKicksAshTrays December 21, 2008
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sex obligation ethics

an ethics in which it is wrong to withold sex from someone and cause suffering from sex pangs. which is equal to a punch in the face ect.
by Deep blue 2012 August 27, 2009
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all-hole sex

a sexual encounter in which there is one woman and three men and the woman gets vaginal, anal and oral sex simultaneously.
She is a kind of girl who relishes all-hole sex. She is a sex bitch, I think.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 17, 2014
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cyber butt sex

When you anally penetrate your computer screen during an interaction Via cyber.
"I was DMing Matt through Twitter and I wanted to have cyber butt sex".
by Pterodactyl June 29, 2015
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Capricorn sex god

by Sherylio June 11, 2018
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hot kinky sex

When he's so hairy your get rug burn from intercourse
by virginitythwft2015 June 30, 2017
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