Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.

Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!

by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009

DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture

DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture, is a religious school in Washington that was founded by popular rapper, DaBaby.

The School's goal is to educate the masses on the proper methods of torturing your cock and balls.

Hey, man, I heard you went to DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture.

Yeah, DaBaby taught me how to torture my cock and balls

by TiananmanSqr September 19, 2022

fat cock in my tiny mouth

the best thing ever

i love fat cock in my tiny mouth

by FOOKIN `ELL MATE June 27, 2023

Connor Dixon Has A Small Cock

My friend connor dixon has a small cock

From Logan

You know connor dixon?

Yeh that dude has a small cock

yeh connor dixon has a small cock

by Lil Griz July 31, 2020

Jonah has a big ol' cock

Yeah he does!

Jonah has a big ol' cock

by ArabDick January 26, 2019

Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury

a dick thats so fury and pissing in your pants

ay ahh i just did a Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury

by yourmomlovesmehahadeez March 10, 2023

I-see-a-cock-al-itus

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.

Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”

Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the

“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”

by Double triple February 5, 2022