National Nothing Day

Today is the day you do nothing at all. And I mean nothing. Say nothing, do nothing, think nothing, look at nothing (except if it’s your crush, than that’s an exception) and just stand in your house all day.

“Hey Sarah, do you want to hang out?”

“…”

“Oh yeahhhh it’s National Nothing Day. I forgot.”

by if you’re reading this, smile! October 8, 2021

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National Suck Ding Dong Day

ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!

joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”

by bruhstopnojoemama October 8, 2021

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October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day

a day where u send her paragraphs bcs she's tired of never being the one on the receiving end smh
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- giving everything you could ; every part of you, your love language, your money, your time, your patience, your efforts, your comforting words — but never receiving any -

"Yo it's October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day, we should write her a paragraph"

by folkloreenthusiast October 9, 2021

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national kiss shydaisha day

this is the day where you finally kiss your gf named shydaisha

oh look , it’s national kiss shydaisha day.

by Quenn👑 October 9, 2021

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National Rat Lucy Day

Every October 11th, National Rat Lucy occurs. If you want to participate, feel free to do a finger gun on your temple, then bite you lip. Bonus point if you have a short fringe

"Happy National Rat Lucy Day! "

by kazuichisouda October 10, 2021

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