by Shorthorn April 27, 2017

It's a old man over 50 dates who only likes young women his daughters age because he has erection problems, but likes his ass fucked with a Strap-on by young girls.
by ar-15&longdong February 10, 2021

Getting Dayanned (verb):
Widely used term for when your fingers and autocorrect team up to embarrass you by turning a simple sentence into an unholy mess of typos. It’s giving “keyboard betrayal” with a side of can’t type to save my life. Usually followed by your friends roasting you for hours.
Basically, it’s serving spellcheck is free, bestie.
Widely used term for when your fingers and autocorrect team up to embarrass you by turning a simple sentence into an unholy mess of typos. It’s giving “keyboard betrayal” with a side of can’t type to save my life. Usually followed by your friends roasting you for hours.
Basically, it’s serving spellcheck is free, bestie.
Example:
Person 1: “I’ll meet you at the mooseum for lunshtime.”
Person 2: “The… what? You mean the museum for lunchtime?”
Person 1: “Ugh, I keep getting Dayanned!”
Person 1: “I’ll meet you at the mooseum for lunshtime.”
Person 2: “The… what? You mean the museum for lunchtime?”
Person 1: “Ugh, I keep getting Dayanned!”
by Lolyourbiggestoppisherw December 30, 2024

by KamrynWTH April 7, 2025

by scottash_ March 9, 2024

by scott dan January 24, 2023

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024
