Dan the dog

There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.

Has fleas

Person 1: Dan's the man!

Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!

by RD_ May 18, 2022

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dog

dog.

by kerby_yes May 23, 2023

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Dog Shit

-Someone or something that is not up to expectations

-Can be used to describe someone of such beauty

JACE WRIGHT IS A DOG SHIT

Sadie Griffith is a dog shit love

by Truestgirl August 4, 2019

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Dog eyeing

When a girl is going down on you and she looks up into your eyes.

Omg the other night my girlfriend was going down on me and I caught her dog eyeing.

by Bsaw May 22, 2015

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Prarie Dogging

When you have to shit so bad it slides in and out of your ass.

Dad stop the car, I'm Prarie Dogging!

by Bosses 1969 September 25, 2015

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An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley

John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!

by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011

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