National jealous bitch day

Celebrate National jealous bitch day on the 9th of august by giving 0 fucks about them hoes !

“that bitch jealous”
“let her be.. we give 0 fucks”

national jealous bitch day is a celebration

by we.give.0.fuks August 9, 2019

National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day

April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day

"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"

by Cuurah April 18, 2020

weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024

National ignore Jacob day

February 8th
A day where we ignore all Jacobs

(more specifically Jacob Sartorius.)

I guess today’s National ignore Jacob day haha.

by y2kkaylah July 19, 2020

National Run Over A Child

One September 9th you get to run over children (not me though).

Me: It’s September 9th

My friend: Oh yea it National Run Over A Child day hop in!

by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

National Bowker Day

National Bowker day on the 1st day of every month to appreciate how much of a legend people with this name are.

It's national Bowker day. Stop what you are doing and appreciate the legends

Did you know it was National Bowker Day today? It was last month as well but I don't mind as I love them

National Bowker Day? Wow!! Bend me over Bowker

by Tattmanscoop August 31, 2023

National Bamon Month

The duration of the month of May is declared ‘National Bamon Month’. This month celebrates the ship Bamon from popular television show The Vampire Diaries. The month of May pays ode to the time the characters Bonnie and Damon spent stuck in the May 10 prison world time loop.

Bamon fan 1: I’m counting down the days till May first.

Bamon fan 2 : What happens on May First

Bamon fan 1: Its the official start to National Bamon month

by Bamonfan123 April 30, 2021