August 11th is National Jahtari Gets head day. On this day all citizens sharing the name Jahtari shall receive head at any given time strictly from the throat goat AKA bri bri 2x
by JaMiles04 August 1, 2021
Get the National Jahtari gets head daymug. A hateful, left-wing female university professor of Caucasian descent in their 50’s or 60’s, generally from the east coast, who views any white male as being equivalent to Hitler. They tend to not contribute much to society but view themselves as elite, making impressive salaries with even more impressive pensions “working” for the government, spending more time protesting at rallies than teaching their privileged, virtue-signaling propaganda. They tend to drive Subarus or Toyota Prius’s and scoff at anyone with a car that has more than 4 cylinders or is lacking a battery pack. Despite their designation, their frizzy and unkempt hair pales in comparison to their stinky and overgrown pussies, which have been untouched for decades, contributing to their disdain for men.
“Joe, this Frizz Head just backed into me with her Prius at Whole Foods. Instead of apologizing, she flipped me off and said “f**k you!!!” because I was “oppressing” her ability to back out of a parking spot without looking due to my “white male privilege.” I love living in a college town…”
by Gerks March 3, 2025
Get the Frizz Headmug. “He was sporting some serious hammer head.”
“Those grey sweatpants really show off that hammer head.”
“Those grey sweatpants really show off that hammer head.”
by FeloniusMunk April 19, 2025
Get the Hammer Headmug. Getting head in an unlit parking lot, in the back of a El Camino. Only to find out when the lights came on it was your buddy his mustache shaved off.
by anonymous March 31, 2023
Get the mexican head cheesemug. by Sophicunbiased November 1, 2019
Get the Tartar-headmug. by Daniel PG Walsh January 14, 2021
Get the Poopoo headmug. 