to pull a Hancock

To achieve vastly beyond one's abilities; seemingly without logical explanation.

Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care in the UK, who has managed to achieve high office without any discernible talent, an alleged long-term affair with someone way out of his league, and an ally in the Prime Minister despite being woefully unprepared for a pandemic that led to a tragically high mortality rate.
"There's no chance I won't be arrested after committing all of these crimes. To get out of this, I need to pull a Hancock."

"I just got promoted three times in one day despite sexually harassing a colleague. I must have pulled a Hancock."

"The Government knighted me even though I'm being investigated for fraud. Is it because I'm a Tory donor or did I just pull a Hancock?"
by BroJayDee June 26, 2021
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pull a judy

to make an ass out of an inmportant institution or person(s)

institutions: school, bank, etc.

persons: principal, president, etc.
A: those badasses are gonna pull a judy

B: pull a judy? i heard they were gonna hack into the school's system

A: yeah, you know, make the administration look stupid? they're givin' everyone A+++++'s man
by roflprocrastinationing April 10, 2008
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Pulling a Fletcher

Faking an injury in order to not be bested by someone younger and more skilled than you. This is the most shameful way of faking an injury and is practiced routinely by PolySci majors who run Cross-Country.
Ryan: Oh my God I think I broke my ankle!
Cody: Are you sure you're not just "Pulling a Fletcher" so that you don't look bad when you lose the race?
Ryan: Of course not! Look, you can see the bone!
Cody: You don't even sound believable.
by Mr. Drewpeacock January 13, 2012
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pull a full bitch

Pull a full bitch:
My boy devin pulled a full bitch with his girl, he had to text her everyday and she would take hours to respond
by LightskinDaddy July 19, 2018
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pull a full bitch

Pull a full bitch:
My boy devin pulled a full bitch with his girl, he had to text her everyday and she would take hours to respond
by LightskinDaddy July 19, 2018
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pulls girls on the ground

pulls girls on the ground
pulls girls on the ground
by Timpullsgirls on teh ground November 15, 2021
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Pulling a Waleed

An excuse made at short notice, usually vague and unconvincing. Associated with repeat offenders.
"Man, it's the third time this month Kyle bailed on Poker night."
"He called 10 minutes ago. Said he had something urgent to attend to."
"Is that what it has come to? Pulling a Waleed on us? Shame."
by K Man S December 18, 2019
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