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National Ass Grabbing Day

August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.
by user9194960294717 August 4, 2020
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National dry hump day

Every June 1st you are allowed to go and dry hump anyone or anything
Dude go hump that girl it’s national dry hump day
by Gggucyxrxvub May 26, 2019
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National Eat Ren’s Ass day

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT
Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022
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National Irv Day

A day of that year that is reserved for Irv’s all around the globe. This nationally known holiday has the reputation of a day of craziness. It’s a day all about celebrating Irv, appreciating Irv, and most importantly letting national Irv day be known for the uncultured people who may not know about it.
Hey dude, June 4th is coming up! I can’t wait, we need to get a piñata and tannerite to celebrate. This is going to be the best National Irv Day of all time!
by I like dick 27 May 24, 2024
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national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
this day is on august 16.
by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023
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National Change Seat Day

On September 30th all of our founding fathers came together under a meeting called by Samuel Adams to make a day in which all seats in any classroom, bus, airplane could be changed.
Brad, “hey happy national change seat day, want to take someone’s first class seat?” Terry, “aww heck yeah I can’t wait too”
by Mr.Jammie September 17, 2019
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National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to message there girlfriend whenever she says to
Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day Boy: Ok I will give you a mess age
by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021
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