'Your mum' is a cuss originating presumably from one of the many ghettos in the UK. Mainly used by chavs, it is a comeback to an insult that cannot be beaten in any other way. Also used as an answer to almost any question, it is one of the most universal cuss downs of the twenty first century as of yet.
Initiating insult:'Shut up you ignoramus.'
Comeback:'Why don't you tell your mum to shut up!'
or
(someone pointing at a hippo in a zoo)Q:'What's that?'
A:'Your mum!'
Comeback:'Why don't you tell your mum to shut up!'
or
(someone pointing at a hippo in a zoo)Q:'What's that?'
A:'Your mum!'
by GEJH October 17, 2006
a joke which reveals the veritable retards around you. lacking recognition of the irony, the bona fide retard will correct your grammar, thereby revealing their qualifications for the special olympics.
mrs. smith sees jimmy wearing a t-shirt with "your retarded" printed on it
mrs. smith: "uh, you're retarded because your t-shirt misspelled you're"
jimmy: "it is called irony, fucktard"
mrs. smith: "uh, you're retarded because your t-shirt misspelled you're"
jimmy: "it is called irony, fucktard"
by twistor May 25, 2009
A term used in replacement of phrases such as "your mom" and "your face" to avoid the amount of people being put down. Goats will be offended instead.
Everyone has their own goat, goatless people have no soul.
Everyone has their own goat, goatless people have no soul.
by Christy-Benedict January 18, 2010
by smdwiftag ppl August 30, 2011
Tom- Hey what are you going to do this weeked
Us- Your mother
Tom- Dude your pissing me off Im gunna punch you in the face seriously.
Us- Your mother
Tom- Dude your pissing me off Im gunna punch you in the face seriously.
by Yeahyeahyeah OKAY July 03, 2009
me: where r ur friends?
u: idk
me: do u have friends?
u: no
me: that shucks that your friends arent real
u: idk
me: do u have friends?
u: no
me: that shucks that your friends arent real
by NicholasTheAverageHuman October 31, 2018
by Mike November 28, 2003