UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood

person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss

by darky slayer69 December 28, 2018

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UBER puntter

one who is to be seen on a BOARDSKI, the species is normally to be spotted in a train behind an instuctor (generally ESF)in a vomit or fluro colourd one peice.

UBER puntter is glen plake in 78 minus the back scratcher steez

by allister loveday October 20, 2007

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Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.

Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it

by What’s your handle321 March 02, 2024

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uber spiffiness

Of complete and utter spiffiness; the most spiffy of all that is spiffy.

"This pen is of uber spiffiness!" "That show embodies all that is uber spiffiness!"

by Journ April 03, 2008

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Uber-Pissed

You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue”

When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED

by 15/15RcrdHldr August 28, 2022

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