monday/tuesday

A mythical day that does not existing somewhere between Monday and Tuesday where everything will be settled

Uncle Mike said you will get your money, monday/tuesday

We never got our money

by Tower88 November 24, 2021

Teets Tuesday

The national day of Teets. Every Tuesday shall be Teets Tuesday! Eat your bananas!!

Wake up, it’s Teets Tuesday!!!!

by BananaMan69999 April 14, 2021

double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy

by double chonker September 30, 2022

Taboo Tuesdays

On the 2nd tuesday of every month is the only day it is socially acceptable to fuck your sister, brother, cousin etc...

Man, I can't wait for Taboo tuesdays! She's gonna get it.

by Anonymous_012398 January 5, 2021

Swirl Cone Tuesday

Swirl cone Tuesday is when the girl shows up for her foot rub in striped leggings. That's basically the green light for fckn

I was gonna rub her feet, but she went all swirl cone tuesday on me in those striped leggings?

by Its natural just go with it March 10, 2020

Tuesday

As in C U Next Tuesday! An acceptable way to call someone a cunt in public or around small children, the elderly, your parents or the "Tuesday" in question.

Man that guys such a Tuesday!

Absolute Tuesday!

You utter Tuesday!

by Knifebobo June 30, 2016

tuesday

Essentially the Rapture without the ascension, Tuesday is an event where everything bad goes down

Sean: Ah, I see
Frank: Partly or fully?
Sean: Partly of course, following what happened on Tuesday
Frank (clueless): What happened on Tuesday?
Sean: It was Tuesday (It was Tuesday)

by Ank57 August 10, 2021