A question where someone is asked, "Eiffel Tower or Escargot". If they answer escargot, then they have to go to a fancy Parisian restaurant and goon on the most expensive plate of escargot. If they answer Eiffel Tower, then they must buy a model Eiffel Tower from the Eiffel Tower gift shop and insert the entirety of it into their rectum.
He finaly answered the question (Eiffel Tower vs Escargot) at the cast party, but he's an escargooner!
by N0CallerID June 16, 2025
Get the Eiffel Tower vs Escargotmug. by therealestouttherefr May 2, 2025
Get the they hit the second towermug. The football player was Buzzing the Tower of the Varsity Coach just as the team was huddling around him on one knee.
by gingerbreadman68 June 25, 2023
Get the Buzzing the Towermug. An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.
She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"
by Arnie Grape December 25, 2022
Get the Eyeful Towermug. When two girls run a train on a man with dildos, one in ass one in mouth of male and women high-five as it happens.
by Randy the Goat January 23, 2022
Get the French Eiffel Towermug. A sexual act involving 1 normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man’s dick.
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by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025
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