Exodius neckular torsion

When you go to see a concert of the metal band Exodus and during the final song, you get choked out by a 50-year-old lady. You are not sure if she's trying to have fun or kill you.

"I suffered an exodius neckular torsion at the show last night. My neck is now quite sore"

by Yaplordgigachin December 11, 2024

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Dual Testicular Torsion

Good luck.....

OH FUCK I HAD DUAL TESTICULAR TORSION

by El Pseudonymio July 30, 2025

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Sack on your tonsil

Suck my Balls

I'll put my sack on your tonsil.

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A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"

Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!

Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

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