Tom Crotchrane

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.

You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.

by gregben February 6, 2022

Tom Chen

A monster that is "humble" boasting about the terrible artwork he produces along with the salty chips that come out of his persona. He loves to salty the people around him and spreads his contagious negativity to everyone.

Oh look its Tom Chen and his "terrible" art work.

by void boi May 4, 2022

Tom latham

Is a bender who can’t talk properly and has a gay laugh looks like a hairy toe and is very gay normally works at mcdonalds of us a bus driver

Your a Tom Latham your a bender

by Joshua Jones hahah Tom April 8, 2019

tom holland

the only good person in this family bcus he isnt ginger

wow hes not ginger
hes def a tom holland

by britballz69515234 March 12, 2021

Tom Simons

Tom Simons (tommyinnit) is a youtuber, twitch streamer, he usually plays in the DreamSmp!

“Have u seen Tom’s new vlog?”
“Who’s again?”
“Tom Simons?”
“Oh yeah! Was it the trampoline vlog?”
“Yeah! They fell alot!”

by Krista.karolina.kalnina July 24, 2021

Tom and Robby

A cocktail made with pabst blue ribbon and a menthol cigarette.

Bar keep, I'd like 1 tom and robby. Extra warm.

by Johny Okaloosa May 1, 2020

edgy tom

An edgy tom is a teenage boy who wears trousers that are too short for him but his socks pulled up making sure his legs still keep warm. He wears an oversized jumper or a large jacket which is way to big for him. His favourite brands tend to be Nike and Reebok.

His edges help him stand out from the crowd.

Shall we get edgy tom a jägerbomb.

Oh, look! It’s edgy Tom.

by Kris G x January 23, 2019