Tom Jerkin

The sexual act of inserting a Zooper Dooper into your asshole, clinching it with your cheeks, then proceeding to pass it into your lover's mouth.

Originally named for internet memelord Tom Jerkin.

"Was with an Aussie luv last night, gave her the ol' Tom Jerkin and she went bloody wild!"

by Big Cheex April 27, 2020

Tom and Robby

A cocktail made with pabst blue ribbon and a menthol cigarette.

Bar keep, I'd like 1 tom and robby. Extra warm.

by Johny Okaloosa May 1, 2020

Original Tom

The politically correct term for a negro who works against other blacks.

This Original Tom mutha fucka straight snitched me out at work.

by UncleMelvin September 25, 2020

Tom The Dev

Developer who thinks he is actually good at developing, even though he is actually terrible.... and eats pasta and mayonnaise

Tom The Dev? That nonce? Yeah I heard he's a greasy fuck.

by xNameless69 October 7, 2020

Tom and Nynx

They think they are platonic when in REALITY they are quite literally the most romantic mfs you have ever seen. Trust me. I’d know.

Wow, Tom and Nynx are really gay.

by TOMALLIUMS December 22, 2022

Tom Stoolery

When taking a shit at work becomes the most productive thing you've done all day.

Dont go in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. I just preformed a legendary Tom Stoolery

by Jimboslice1985 October 22, 2019

tom holland

the only good person in this family bcus he isnt ginger

wow hes not ginger
hes def a tom holland

by britballz69515234 March 12, 2021