Short fat northern hormonal sociopath, who has been convinced her daughter is a bit of a minx. A further definition is a brutal and spiteful human being who imparts her long seen life failings as a parent and a women on others through the use of coarse and unfair tactics and words. In summary, a self centered and delusional hormonal breeder of sluts.
You're a useless piece of shit, said Karen Walker Digits to a member of her team, as her daughter walked in with another brown baby.
by Afghan Will April 23, 2018

by Cowhite15 September 14, 2017

Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only committed to one girl... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018

A character from a show called Lego Ninjago. He is a ninja who wears blue, and controls lightning. He is autistic, and probably schizophrenic. If someone is the Jay Walker of the group, they're the jokester who's a but delulu
by olinamouse September 23, 2024

Noun.
1. A person or more commonly, apprentice who spends their day shuffling around the job site avoiding direct line of sight thus dodging anyone in authority who may give direction to complete a task.
1.5. A person or more commonly
Apprentice who is very skilled in looking at , touching and or moving small objects around site to camouflage doing absolutely fuck all.
2. A person or more commonly,
apprentice who smoke bombs once the tradesmen's back is turned.
3. A person or more commonly,
Apprentice who is completely uncontactable on site using the shouting method 5 times till you get the fucking shits and go look for them finding said person has timed there steps perfectly to appear from behind the nearest wall with a dumbfounded look caked on their face replying I didn’t hear you.
1. A person or more commonly, apprentice who spends their day shuffling around the job site avoiding direct line of sight thus dodging anyone in authority who may give direction to complete a task.
1.5. A person or more commonly
Apprentice who is very skilled in looking at , touching and or moving small objects around site to camouflage doing absolutely fuck all.
2. A person or more commonly,
apprentice who smoke bombs once the tradesmen's back is turned.
3. A person or more commonly,
Apprentice who is completely uncontactable on site using the shouting method 5 times till you get the fucking shits and go look for them finding said person has timed there steps perfectly to appear from behind the nearest wall with a dumbfounded look caked on their face replying I didn’t hear you.
Hay Keven, where’s Bacon?
“Fucked if I know, last time I saw he was shuffling like a site walker with ONE nail in hand, 100m to the skip bin”
“Fucked if I know, last time I saw he was shuffling like a site walker with ONE nail in hand, 100m to the skip bin”
by I am Dicko September 1, 2022

Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only committed to one girl... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018
