Sneaky Nicco

The act of sliding into the break room to post up by the microwave to look through Grindr matches.

Yo where is the loop driver? He probably pulled a sneaky Nicco!

by Mr. Raunchy May 28, 2024

Sneaky Mac

When you’re at bible camp and finally build up the courage to touch a girls leg.

Alyssa Bestie: omg I went over to jimmys room last night and he Sneaky Mac’d me!
Ben Carrot: Ew what a creep!

by Whoneedsajobba5 October 12, 2022

Sneaky Mac

When you rub your leg against a girl leg in the hope of getting a blow job.

Nikita Micro: How did you go last night at bible campy with Alyssa?

Connor Jimmy: Not good, I tried a Sneaky Mac but didn’t get the happy ending.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

The Sneaky Gauntlet

When your girl of choice (preferably your girlfriend i suppose...) is in deep sleep you slowly and covertly move her hand into place near the cock, forming her hand into the shape of your hand when thus is preparing for masturbation and proceed to use her hand for pleasure.

"So uhhhh lets get down and dirty tonight honey." "Awwee I'm tired. I think I'm just going to lay down to sleep. Not really in the mood." "Ah...Ok i guess...goodnight..." 45min. later. "Gonna try The Sneaky Gauntlet hope she doesn't wake up...or do I."

by Stranger of Danger August 20, 2013

Sneaky Turtles

Origins unknown though thought to be cosmic as they were worshiped by ancient cultures worldwide. Most noted characteristics were endurance, sneakiness and a witty approach while stalking prey. It is claimed that victims were scared shitless but with a puzzled grin on their faces. The Sneaky Turtle diet consisted primarily of prepared lettuce and what seems to have been an early form of taco.

The Sneaky Turtles were relentless in it quest for victory ...

by LizardLand October 21, 2020

sneaky croat

When the person next to you starts giving you a surprise handjob underneath the table.

Person 1: So I saw Mortimer giving Janny a sneaky Croat.
Person 2: You mean he jerked him under the table?!
Person 1: Yep.

by DominantDaddyDay April 3, 2022

Sneaky Dean

When getting intimate with your significant other, you allow your fellow animal companion to lick the genitalia without giving a sign a warning.

"Your fellow animal companion must also be named Dean."

She liked my Rizz so much I was straight bussin' when I gave her the Sneaky Dean last night.

by SneakyDeany October 27, 2023