by bruuuuuuh739782797247903709147 December 11, 2019
the man. he molts one day, sprouting purple feathers from every pore in his body. we bow to him in awe.
the true eagles drool in awe. the freshmen give no fricks.
the true eagles drool in awe. the freshmen give no fricks.
uwu it's daddy eagle
by fartyassqueer October 19, 2019
by aardvark man December 25, 2017
When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
The best energy drink on the market! 47/50 people prefer True Eagle Energy over Monster and Red Bull in a blind taste test.
Delicious and philanthropic! 10% of their proceeds go to the Folded Flag Foundation.
Delicious and philanthropic! 10% of their proceeds go to the Folded Flag Foundation.
Hey, if you're looking for an American energy drink that's actually good tasting, you should try True Eagle!
by TheEegs February 07, 2020
by UltimateDoge July 23, 2023
Dude 1: dude, when i walked into the party everyone was joining in on the eagle mountain..
Dude 2: whoa man, you shoulda invited me!
Dude 2: whoa man, you shoulda invited me!
by flizio January 31, 2012