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it ist like an ass
big after john
by garnele69ortler March 31, 2021
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After School Nap

The No.1 Recommended Cure for Burnout and fatigue
James: U haven't responded since school's out, wassup?

Caro: mbbb I was having an after school nap, I was SOOOOOO tired, like u wouldn't believe, and now, I feel live a downed a few red bulls, without the side effects.

James: thx, I might try that out some day.
by IronicÉire December 22, 2024
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Aftering

He was aftering me and I couldn't escape.
by Flipineng wordsmith August 9, 2024
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.7.9.7.6.There Is Nothing To Do Around Occularity After, Before During Intermi.7.9.7.6.
.7.9.7.6.There Is Nothing To Do Around Occularity After, Before During Intermi.7.9.7.6.
by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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After-blow

Adj. You go to snort a line of dope and you blow it everywhere.
"I couldn't snort the rest of the line because he exhibited after-blow." complained Julie with a frown.
by Jewels Turnbaugh March 16, 2022
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after-nought-o'clock

Period between 00:00 (12:00 am) until 05:59 (5:59 am).
After-nought-o'clock.
by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 9, 2025
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"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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