Lewis

Lewis is typically a woman magnet with a 10 ft c0ck and he’s the funniest guy I’ve seen in my life.

Lewis: exists
Women: 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰

by That 1 boy that no-one likes June 23, 2022

Lewis Blount

Lewis blount is a known term used to describe inconveniences that are usually typical accidents.

For gods sake Phillip! I cant believe this... this is so lewis blount. You couldn’t get more lewis blount than this. You’ve made this into so much more of a lewis blount than it needs to be!

by Bitchfit.com October 2, 2020

Lewis Boatswain

Lewis Boatswain, heh a name that makes no sense.

The name "Lewis" means "renowned, famous battle", and boatswain means a number of things, most notably "a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew". So tell me this, Lewis Boatswains of the world, how can you be a:
Renowned, famous battle a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew.
Exactly you can't, because you're a walking contradiction.

Did you see that guy there?
Yeah he looks like such a Lewis Boatswain.

by TantiPraenuntiaFabam May 7, 2022

darcy lewis

a person that likes stealing your food

#HumanDrug #HumanBeast

Stop being a Darcy Lewis

by Handle Tom May 19, 2016

Lewis

An annoyance to be around and like to steal your girl especially if it’s his ex. A shortie with a shit haircut and changes depending on who he’s hanging with

Toby: OmD this kids bare annoying
James: is it Lewis gloster
Toby: yep
James: thought so

by Jamespenisfold July 24, 2019

lewis

A pre pubescent teen that Will attach himself to anyone that shows the slightest interest. Avoid all contact as he is harder to get rid of than that STD i once contracted from a dutch brass

lewis is Annoying AF

by Random blogger February 25, 2020

Lewis

Has deep-rooted mummy issues which is why he feels the consistent need for female validation. He is known for having lots of relationships, where he often says he puts lots of effort into but in reality can easily get bored and starts talking to another girl. Although he isn't always loyal in his relationships he is a very loyal friend and can always be there when people need him. He thinks he is always right even when he is wrong, and instead of understanding peoples differences in opinion he will simply smile and walk away.

*starts talking to another girl even when they are in a relationship*
"Why are you being such a lewis."

*gets annoyed at conversation and just smiles*
"stop smiling like a lewis."

by superintenseminecraftplayer November 21, 2021