Cream massacre

Blowing your load all over a woman/especially on her face

I cream massacred a bitch last night.

by Jsudonym April 28, 2019

Cream whip

The sticky cum drips of your penis and you try to flick it in her eye

Bro I was really trying to cream whip her last night, but my aim was off

by Peepeeharder March 29, 2018

Whipped Creaming

When a man jizzes on the top of someone's head. It has to be sporadic, and can only occur if the recipient says "pretty please" right before climax. Variably, the man can top the creation with a Maraschino cherry.

"Last night, I was raw-dawging this girl, and at the very last second she yells PRETTY PLEASE. So I yanked it out and whip-creamed on the top of her head! I never even knew she liked whipped creaming! I made her call me Louis Pasteur, too."

by masterdarkly January 06, 2014

smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual

will you give me some of your smurf cream

by smurf cream man September 06, 2020

cream of wheaten

Diarrhea......

Hunny, the baby is cream of wheaten again !

by Ashley & J.R March 18, 2015

vagina cream

Literally the cream on your fucking vagina

O did you get the Vagina cream?

by poopyhead696969 January 24, 2020

corner cream

The foamy goo that some people develop in the corners of their mouth/lips. Sometimes it is much more noticable when they are speaking to you.

I couldnt stop looking at how bad she needed to lick her corner cream when she was talking to me.

by Sapianhomo July 31, 2018