“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating last night, I totally cream tied myself. “
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“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but totally gave her a cream tie.”
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girl: h3ll yh boi
guy: lemme put sum of dis doggy cream in yo pussay yh
girl: ew whats in there
guy: it is my... special formula :~)
girl: h3ll yh boi
guy: lemme put sum of dis doggy cream in yo pussay yh
girl: ew whats in there
guy: it is my... special formula :~)
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