Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.

Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."

by Orange Lizard December 6, 2010

Hit The Lights

Fire song of the first metallica record, rocking out with fans and concert partying is this song's defintion

HIT THE LIGHTSSSAA!!!

by MetallicaFan July 24, 2022

Hitting The Sides

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.

Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.

by PeachyTaint July 18, 2022

Hit something

Hood slang for intercourse with a person . Something your trying to do sexually with something

Man I Just met this fine ass girl , I’m trying to hit something tonight !

This girl been calling me all day , I hope she bout that hit something

by HillyBaby January 7, 2020

hit as hell

1.) You ugly as fuck.

2.)You hot and everyone wanna smash

1.) Damn she hit as hell she shouldn't even be going in public
2.) Damn she his as hell, I just wanna smash

by JOHNNNNNNNNNN CENAAAAAAA February 4, 2018

hit claire

bruh honestly just hit claire

hit claire‼️

by PussySlayersOnly November 17, 2020

bag hit

when cocaine is ingested through the nasal straight to the brain so that u get a better high instantly cause u just sniffed a lot more then normal

I just did a big hit I'm fucked but I'm not afraid of a little bungee jump cause I'm fired up of that bag hit

by Clown baby5 November 30, 2014