Soccer

A loud and proud LGBTQ+ activity where a bunch of girly Europeans kick a ball around for way too long. Somehow popular today, soccer is known for being incredibly ridiculous.

Did you know that Greg plays soccer? I wonder if his parents know he’s gay yet.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

Bender (soccer slang)

A player that tries too hard at school recess, and usually ends up with an ankle injury. When he is passed the ball, he whiffs it completely and pulls a muscle.

Legend: Did you see him at break!? he got injured!
Dude: Haha what a Bender (soccer slang)

by BuxtonWater May 7, 2015

Soccer

Soccer is for people who retire from playing football and move to either of the American, Australian and Canadian league.

Omg dude let's play some soccer.

by Dylanlm November 19, 2022

Soccer

The way of expressing mexican culture, and acting. Also, soccer can only be played with white ball, no black ball, no brown ball, no aisan ball

Dis man played soccer, yes

by An idiot6453@2 December 8, 2017

kiss a soccer boy day

on october 31, girls is your day to kiss a soccer boy

Hey soccer boy? it’s kiss a soccer boy day meet me after my game. ;)

by gdoyxkgxigckv kgd October 28, 2019

Soccer

Kicking balls

I like playing soccer with my boyfriend.

by Atlanta Georgia November 30, 2021

Wannabe soccer girls

The set of girls who watch football for looks of the players and pretend to know ball but basically has no understanding of the game.

Gabriella : Oh my good Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot and cool, he's the goat of the game, I'd bend over for him

Jessica : I know right, he's so hot I can't even -, I'd let him smash, the way he defends and puts on tackles and doesn't let anyone get past him to score a goal, what a great defender he is.

Jay : Oh man ffs look at these wannabe soccer girls

by Julian Carlos July 18, 2020