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Mong Snake

Fictitious beast used to describe a catatonic hangover experience.
Once bitten by the Mong Snake the poison renders the victims incapable of doing anything despite their best intentions.
This happens particularly after alcoholic or drugs excesses the night before, and no matter how much enthusiasm and energy one has to do something, no one is capable of getting up and doing anything until the effects of poison have abated, usually after the pub has opened...
Barney: "Hey folks let's go and get some eggs, bread, some bacon, some mushrooms, and have a fry up!"
Cuthbert: "meh!"
Dibble: "gugh!"
Barney: "How about a game of frizbee?"
Dibble: "mweh!"
Cuthbert: "blub!"
Barney: "looks like we've all been bitten by the mong snake!"
Miss Lovelace: "tee hee hee!"
by Barney Mcgroo October 20, 2011
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Chode Snake

"have you met that Dale guy that used to have that fake newspaper?"

"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."
by the Chame-Loc'ster July 28, 2023
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Snake knees

Jack shit. Nothing. Snake knees don’t exist and that is the point.
Guy 1: I’m broke as fuck man, I got a bank account full of snake knees.
Guy 2: damn.
by Clarence deepwater II March 24, 2020
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snake preview

A dishonest, untrustworthy person's first, seemingly innocuous gesture that should have tipped you off as to their character.
It was many years later, after he had left her for her best friend, that she realized - his stiffing the waiter on their first date was a snake preview.
by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020
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Snake-Hog

a person who goes behind friends backs and steals
“Yo ellie did you take my brownie?”
“Yes”
“You’re a goddamn snake-hog”
by whet_whillie March 16, 2020
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Rubber snakes

It’s like a snake right?, but it jiggles. It’s like a hose with sharp teeth kinda snappy. They don’t have genders because their unsocial there for don’t have social constructs.THEY ARE ALL GREEN!
“Today Samantha wore a rubber snake around her neck to school instead of a scarf,our teacher me haberny screamed and ran away, sam throw it at the teacher and screamed as she squirm” rubber snakes are rubber
by Genderless blob June 30, 2022
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Snake in the Barbie

1. A problem waiting to happen.
2. A sudden and threatening development.
3. The BBQ food was not good or what was expected.
(Barbie refers to BBQ)
That’s a snake in a/the barbie!
I fkn knew there was a snake in the barbie
You're a bloody snake in the barbie
by bbbounce January 20, 2022
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