Miracle Shit

When you drop a fat load and are blessed with not having to wipe your ass, as your shit miraculously left no trace on your anus.

"Nothing like a Miracle Shit when you're low on toilet paper."
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"

by BanterBean April 18, 2017

Shit went left

When nothing goes accordingly to the plan. Nothing is going right.

Man I just went to Atlantic City and lost all my bread. Shit went left.

by P0utyprincess August 26, 2017

Purple shit

The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.

“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 10, 2018

Steamy Shit

When your shit is hot as fuck.

I just had a steamy shit.

by I give head for 5 shillings June 21, 2018

shit masher

When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.

I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!

by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018

Shit tat

A generic term for an awful tattoo, such as a friend’s name on your ass e.g. ‘Sam Veston’

How bad is that shit tat?

by OriginalOrigi2 June 3, 2019

same shit different toilet

two or multiple different things essentially being the same.

physical version of tomato tomahto

Smoker: "I like to smoke Camel."
Non Smoker: "Camel, Marlboro, same shit different toilet."

by ConanSBC August 24, 2019