Cronch queef

When you fart into a females genital

Dude I cronch queefed in Dylan’s mom 5 times last night

by Captain sandy hook April 12, 2022

Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.

Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.

by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023

Manitoba Queef

When a fart bubble travels from the back to the front of the privates making a queef sound

I just ripped ass and it manitoba queefed to the front

by Hydra_Agent_42 December 21, 2021

Granny Queef

When u queef and ur a granny

Grandma just did a granny queef

by slimy_soldier666 April 29, 2019

Queef Pizza

When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni

“Dude I totally gave her a queef pizza last night

by UwUferby June 22, 2021

Queef wave

"Sometimes it may sound like a fifty cent piece being dropped into a day old pav..."

Has also been recorded sounding like the last coffee in a broken percolator...

"May sometimes sound like that naughty little pig being chased by an annoyed farmer...sounded like a queef wave"

by Kryspy waifer March 26, 2022

poo queef

A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.

Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.

by crjoker June 12, 2017