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facial queef

A low bubbling throat burp that escapes on accident forcing your lips to momentarily motorboat, very similar to the lower lips during a queef.
Um..wasn't quite sure if you were burping, about to barf, or playing with the sailboat in the bathtub. If it Looks like a facial queef , and smells like a facial queef then it must be a facial queef!
by Very Vanecessary March 6, 2016
mugGet the facial queefmug.

Queef it and Leef it

Slang for the term “toot it and boot it” and even more slang for “hit it and quit it” especially when referring to vaginal sex.
I met her in the club, then I said wassup, I took her to the crib, and you know I fucked, Yeah I Queef it and Leef it.
by Uffda daddy December 19, 2018
mugGet the Queef it and Leef itmug.

queef bar

A stupid granny slut who likes to get fucked multiple times by lesbian girls that stick large objects in their vaginas
by bushybeater7 August 21, 2016
mugGet the queef barmug.

Queef Pizza

When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni
“Dude I totally gave her a queef pizza last night
by UwUferby June 22, 2021
mugGet the Queef Pizzamug.

Queef wave

"Sometimes it may sound like a fifty cent piece being dropped into a day old pav..."

Has also been recorded sounding like the last coffee in a broken percolator...
"May sometimes sound like that naughty little pig being chased by an annoyed farmer...sounded like a queef wave"
by Strayawise March 26, 2022
mugGet the Queef wavemug.

cinammon queef

When you're going down on her and she's so fucking dry, you choke and cough out dust!
She was so fucking fucking dry I coughed up a cinammon queef!
by vette376 December 17, 2016
mugGet the cinammon queefmug.

Hairy queef

When a female queefs after shaving her hairy vagina and pubic hair is ejected as she queefs.
Dude, I was about to go down on Betty and she did a hairy queef all over my face!
by NastyNatalie January 26, 2017
mugGet the Hairy queefmug.

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