Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.
by crjoker June 12, 2017
Example: Man 1: Yo what was the sound last night?
Man 2: My girlfriend sonic queefed while we were fucking, sorry bro.
Man 2: My girlfriend sonic queefed while we were fucking, sorry bro.
by John Willcox December 15, 2016
Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb
What's a surrogate queef? Noun
Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective
What's a surrogate queef? Noun
Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective
by QueefLord January 07, 2016
When a herd of untamed females who have been untouched by the very hand of Buddha all gather on a cushion or vehicle of some sort and queef up to 20 times in the span of 30 minuets
by Dr. Queef Cakes January 14, 2018
by Freggyfr February 05, 2023
the act of using an aerosol can to fill a woman's vagina with gas and lighting it on fire as she queefs out the gas.
by cherrybizomb December 13, 2016
When a lady is sitting with her legs crossed and she farts, the fart continues up the lips and exits by the bean. It shall make a 'queef noise'.
by Kalechipsandfarts January 07, 2021