peddlehead

Derogatory slang term for someone riding a bicycle. Typically applied to the arrogant, reckless city riders found in places like Cambridge or Manhatten. They will show little regard for traffic signales, motorists, pedestrians or anyone other than themselves.

Kristi: Hey! What happened to your side mirror?
Connor: Fucking Peddlehead took it off while I was at a red light.

Kristi: Did he at least apologize?
Connor: Nope, he gave me a dirty look and kept on peddling.

Kristi: What a douche...

by Pretty Boy Steve December 18, 2015

piddlebog

The act of driving obnoxiously fast in reverse through a parking lot, preferably passing over speed bumps as well.

"Bro, you want to go piddlebogging today?"
"Can't, car's broken."

by IronBlade October 22, 2016

pudden head

A person with a low IQ.

Paul is such a pudden head

by kcg11 November 15, 2016

paddleshack

Verb: To get filled with the Holy Spirit

I just got paddleshacked!

by Creeker21 November 29, 2016

paddlefaggot

When a gay kid gets hit by a paddle in class and likes it.

John: Wow, did you hear that mike is a paddlefaggot?

Kyle: No I didn't but that's hilarious.

by FoulsIsFunny December 2, 2016

Piddle fucking around

Taking your sweet ass time aka dilly dicking around or fucking off

My coworkers are not working they are over there piddle fucking around

by Yard boss April 14, 2017

piddlefinger

Piddlefingering is where one urinates on their fingers.

Hey Mary, I'm gonna go piddlefinger myself in the bathroom.

by Kanaminn43 August 4, 2017