Prison Hole

Your butthole
Where people in prison sneak in their belongings.

Erin: I can’t sneak this in!
Mikayla: Just hide it in your prison hole.
Mikey: I hide stuff in my prison hole all the time.

by Kayla411 June 16, 2024

PRISON OYSTER

It's a dynamic of knowing or not knowing what it is that makes this term funny. If you are in on the joke it is what ever you wanna come up with and improve on the spot and anyone can add to it or give their mystery sauce deep fried nacho cheesed variation. The person who doesn't know a version is joked on because they didnt know.

Skylikeforserious says "What do you mean you don't know what prison oysters are, in SF we deep fry lamb and beef meatballs a put nacho cheese and hint of fennel on them." Ted says "In Albuquerque we do them the same except add peppers n christmas salsa" ...

by SUGARPHUCK July 30, 2022

Prison tight

when you squeeze your butt cheeks closed so tight nothing is getting in!!!

Tried to have butt sex with my girl but she is prison tight!!!

by memaw reeny July 25, 2019

prison couch

When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.

Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.

What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!

by Bigshmoneydawg September 26, 2021

Prison princess

A weak person in prison who is turned gay

Man 1: Did you hear about Jack? He became Harrys prison princess

by Harry the prisoner June 11, 2024

prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.

Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023

Prison fanny pack

A portable harry ass for any time discreet fucking.

Timmy busy with that damn prison fanny pack again.

by Greekgod311 February 4, 2020