snakes on a plane

noun - A Full House in poker consisting of 888AA, Eights Over Aces.

888 - look like snakes

AA - also known as American Airlines.

Hence, Snakes on a Plane.

On the river Omar announced, "I got mutha fvckin Snakes on a Plane" and took down a gigantic pot.

by Chewy-WRX July 30, 2008

captain planet myself

When a woman uses a vibrating cock ring in a solo masturbation round. She places the ring on her index finger with the vibrator facing her palm. Then she'll masturbating, using the vibrator to simulate her clit. This can entirely remove the need for a man.

Janie: "I totally put the cock ring on my index finger and captain planet myself."
Dolly: "Was it good?"
Janie: "With my powers combined, it saved the day AND I can avoid having sex with my boyfriend."

by Planeteer September 10, 2011

empty plans

making plans with someone you don't really intend on following through with

" he hit me up to go to the gym but ended up going with someone else"
"don't text me with empty plans"

by knawledge February 11, 2017

aliens from the 13th planet

Your mom when she puts facemask on.

"EWW MOM YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THE ALIENS FROM THE 13TH PLANET!"
"I hope this new facemask is better; it cost five WHOLE dollars more."

*facedesks*

by ShreksSwamp October 8, 2015

plates

Alternative version of ping-pong. Played with plastic or syrofoam playes instead of paddles. Can be played with any number of players who take turns rotating around the standard doubles ping-pong table.

I can't wait until camp when I can stay up until 5 a.m. playing plates.

by alice( in )wonderland August 9, 2006

squiter plates

A type of titty/nipple combo. Means a combination of "squiter bites" (i.e. small titties) and "saucer plates" (i.e. big nipples).

I went to lift up her shirt and there was nothing but squiter plates so I snuck in to her sisters room.

by danish nightmare February 26, 2009

Planet Poppers

Place where a person is transported too after the inhalation of nitrates. Contrary to popular belief, Mercury is not the closest planet to the sun, it is infact planet poppers where it is 900 degrees in the shade.

Elbow are on in a minute - gonna take me a trip to planet poppers!

by Van Bardo September 29, 2005