Peter Parker

Some random guy that keeps asking me if I know him

Peter Parker : "I'm Peter Parker, do you know me? I'm Spider man"
Me: "no I don't know you"

by My dad turned to dust December 24, 2021

Peter Parker

Who is that?

Who is Peter Parker? Never heard of him.

by Josecitoelbonito December 28, 2021

Parker

Big dick

Man 1: Did u see parkers dick bro?

Man 2: Yes it really big

big pp big pp

by Bigpenis_lover69 April 3, 2022

parker cravey

A person who literally doesn't leave their room. Likes playing video games a lot and has friends but doesn't hangout with them cause he wants to play rust. Weird ass bitch.
Gets no bitches.

Girl 1: Ew is that parker cravey...
Girl 2: Yeah I think so... let's leave.
Parker: You guys just wouldn't understand my struggle today, wipe is today, all girls are the same!

by the man mane April 11, 2022

peter parker

i don’t know who this man is!

person 1:have you heard of this random guy called peter parker?
person 2:no who the hell is that?

by etommo167 April 14, 2022

Parker

Parker; A thing that will brainwash you to believe that their actions are valid.

Spencer: Parker is such a cunt!

by Maeve <3 April 16, 2022

parker

a beautiful boy who deserves nothing but the best, he’s actually incredible.

no one is as amazing as parker.

by pooperscooperdood April 19, 2022