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certi driver

When an individual is classed as a 'good' driver, IE: Certified.

This means the driver doesn't end up 'oversteering' or 'understeering' into a brick wall at "30mph" and breaking their vehicle, such as a Swift Sport-ish.
'im a certi driver me mush'
'mans a certi driver init bro'
by JCCD February 29, 2024
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Damon Driver

God dam this nig is so Down syndrome that it makes a autistic person look normal he’s such a waste of sperm and sound like when he was born his voice box got involved with a boxing Mach and the Ukrainian war
Random person: hey willem
Guy 1: your a Damon driver
by Janeohenepshshe July 31, 2022
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monkey driver

A drink made with vanilla vangogh and orange juice
by drunk driver December 10, 2013
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Schizo Driver

(n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.

The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?

The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!

The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
by Cocker and Co. March 22, 2022
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Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016
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Bus driver

A bus driver is the kindest types of people who commit a selfless act of protecting you from a unsafe travel home. These people are often not appreciated or thanked for their kind selfless act, though deserved to be thanked when getting off the bus.
Bob: The other day I got an A+ on my math test.
Everyone: Wow you`re so smart.
Tom: The other day I gave a homeless person a house.
Everyone: Wow you`re so generous.
Me: I thanked the Bus driver.
Everyone: (gasps) kneels before me and worships my greatness.
by DotKoak July 9, 2018
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Cuban bus driver

Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job
Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro
by Cuban bus driver March 3, 2015
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