Tuesday

Tuesday is touch a titty tuesday. you have a free pass to touch anyone’s titties

Hey man, did you know that it’s touch a titty Tuesday?

by hobo banana October 17, 2019

Tuesday

Anything you do on a Tuesday is easy and mundane

Man, I used to be able to drink four beers like it was Tuesday, but now I'm old and after four beers I'm fighting the parking meter.

by super fucking pissed off February 16, 2022

Tuesday

A suitable replacement because the C bomb is just not done. descending from C u next tuesday.

Oh my god I can't bear her she's such a Tuesday!!!

He did what? what a Tuesday!

I love you mate, you are such a Tuesday and I love it!

by lebodge December 23, 2020

It's Tuesday, going on Monday.

It means the week is super long and dragging.

I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.

by JukeboxQB11 May 7, 2024

Tongue Tuesday

the first tuesday in a year where people get their tongue pierced

“i got my tongue pierced!” “when?” “tongue tuesday, of course!”

by jim parsons January 1, 2022

Tuesday

As long as if you were to stretch Mount Everest into a thin strip and lay it down on the ground.

* Couldn’t write anything here, I’m already dead by the end of Tuesday *

by Naru Soul May 24, 2021

Tool Tuesday

Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.

Bro! I got a great prump rn want to take a Tool Tuesday pic

by JBrò November 17, 2020