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The Glass Road Trucker

The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.

Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.
Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!
by Dachau Cabana August 9, 2010
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slide some glass

Open the window. Usually when stuck in someones car after drinking and you need some air.
"Slide some glass or I'm gonna hurl
by Mochi Girl August 4, 2011
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Hash tinted glasses

Like rose tinted glasses, people remembering experiences as better than they actually were due to the influence of marijuana at the time of the experience.
Guy 1: the band at prom last night were so good
Guy 2: no they weren't, they sucked ass. You only enjoyed it because you were high.
Guy 1: man I must be looking back at it through hash tinted glasses
by Acb1998 October 1, 2015
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Glass Cannon Moderation

A moderation system in which it is effectively a glass cannon, usually consisting of slight discrepancies or bias to result in a mishap in servers.

This is most common in communities with corrupt moderation teams or outright bad ones.
Otis: "bro did you get banned from the forum"
Paul: "yeah, their Glass Cannon Moderation banned me for something slightly inappropriate when he wrote 3 troll posts"
by Not AstroSoup_ May 5, 2022
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STARBURST GLASS SHOW

when a man/woman sits on a glass coffee table with full bowels usually after taking laxatives

then another man/woman crawls underneath the glass coffee table and sits and watches as "the star" "bursts" before the "show"
last night my girlfriend drank miralax gave me a starburst glass show on our coffee table
by i'm just some guy September 29, 2021
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Brimming glass of spiders

"Are you thirsty? We have water, soda, juice, spiders, be-"
"spiders?"
"okay, spiders it is then"
"no, that's not what I-"
But he was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders
by bbasic February 21, 2021
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Underwater Seein' Glasses

The mask-like device that a redneck diver or swimmer places on his or her face which allows them to see underwater.
Bubba: Hey , Brandi, you seen my underwater seein' glasses? I dropped my truck keys in the pond agin and gotta go look fer 'em.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.
by Texaswonderwoman April 22, 2013
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