noob smoothie

noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.

The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.

by cbanowsky October 1, 2012

Christmas Noob

A person who has gotten a gaming console during Christmas and has no idea how to play.

"Are you a Christmas Noob?" "Ready to play with all these Christmas Noobs?"

by iAmNoobGod February 25, 2019

noob boon

A crowd of noobs crowding into an elevator;.

Yay, Noob Boon Time!

by Delelelelelemariokart November 4, 2017

Flash-Noob

Is a monster/half-human being the abuses a summoner spelled called flash I league of legends They have 1 - 0 friends in real life and like to eat dirt and mountains? The only thing the find pleasure in is to abuse the summer spell called flash in league of legends. Flash noob is an insult that you only call your worst enemy

You are a flash-noob
Omg you are a flash-noob!
CAn you see that flash-noob!

by The funny troll July 13, 2020

Squid The noob

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noob squid the noob

by Fuckrick December 14, 2022

Noob Veteran

A Player who has been playing for a prolonged period of time but is still either mediocre or bad

I'm one of those Noob Veterans, I've been playing this game for like 5 years and I still don't have a win.

by Fudjdjjskskdjf September 15, 2019

hecking noob

Usually to be toxic online, one might say "hecking noob!" To either joke around or couse a fight with other 9 year olds. This term is mainly used in the roblox community and/or minecraft. By conclusion when someone online says "hecking noob!" the best responses would be "ur mom" or "no u". This will couse the toxic players defeat and you win.... or you can just call them "fat".

Toxic player: you hecking noob!!
You: fat.
Toxic player: (commits not exist)
You: win.

by GoatKing October 8, 2019