Tactical Noob

Sending in a low level, or low skill player first on games where death either lasts the whole round or is permanent to see if it is safe and/or judge enemy locations

"Tactical Noob Ready For Launcher"
"Charlie, You're our Tactical Noob"
"Tactical Noob Incoming!"

by vert343 September 16, 2018

Douche Noob

What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.

*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click

by TheVerdict July 14, 2011

Squid The noob

noob

noob squid the noob

by Fuckrick December 14, 2022

noob smoothie

noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.

The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.

by cbanowsky October 1, 2012

Noob Sketch

A noob who only uses the cheapest way to win in a game or competition.

What the fuck, duel G-18's?

Noob Sketch!!!

by Spikesguitar2 November 10, 2010

noob boon

A crowd of noobs crowding into an elevator;.

Yay, Noob Boon Time!

by Delelelelelemariokart November 4, 2017

Noob Sauce

Really good and amazing. If someone calls you noob sauce, it is a compliment to you.

Person 1: Yo he’s so noob sauce

Person 2: IKR! He’s so good

Person 3: thank

by StrongCrow24 March 14, 2020