hand juice

the sweat that is in your hand form holding something for a long time .

" Hey those M&M have hand juice on them"

" EWWW I TASTE HAND JUICE FROM YOUR HANDS ON MY FOOD"

by bre bre August 4, 2005

talk to the hand

An aggrivating way of saying "shut up".

me:why are you so annoying?!
girl:talk to the hand,'cause the girl aint hearin' it!
me:figures...

by Wolf-Sneasel September 2, 2003

Plumber's Hand

A dry, coarse vagina. Having sex with this woman feels like having a plumber give you a handjob.

Sally's Plumber's Hand gave my penis a rash.

by Plumber's Hand Victim January 8, 2009

banana hands

What you have when you fingers are really long, and resemble a banana.

Levi has big banana hands. What a freak

by Battle Star Galactica June 2, 2007

santa hand

Santa's right pimp hand

What!? Mrs. Claus forgot to make dinner! Sounds like Jolly Ol' Saint Nick is gonna have to keep his Santa hand strong.

by hjklj April 10, 2008

Crack Hands

When someone's hands are never steady, ever. Like that of a crackheads.

Sean:"Yo, i saw Aaron cutting a peice of paper today, took em like 58 minutes"
Miguel:"Yeah, motherfuckers got crack hands, he needa lay off the pipe."
Aaron:"What'd you say motherfucker?!"
Miguel:"Stfu its not like you can hold a gun straight enough to shoot me, cracky."
Sean:Lawl

by Albusdumbledore November 22, 2011

Trojan Hand

One whom masturbates while wearing a condom. Also may exhibit male pattern baldness and aggression due to short man's complex and steroid use.

That midget who just got kicked out of the bar for fighting is a Trojan Hand.

by Hector 567 March 7, 2008