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Past tense for split.

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by (YT) The Sage December 29, 2022

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Milf

Simply put, your mother.

longer definition, A beautiful, sexy goddess of a woman, I would give up everything to be in her presence , I would treat her like the goddess she is and devote my entire being to making her smile. Her smile is the most beautiful thing in this entire universe, so please give me her number..

you: what word would you use to describe my mother?

any correct person: milf

you: cool...I guess

by Ratfudgedurmom January 4, 2023

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MILF May

A month where boys are only able to have sex with MILFS.

yo bro! u ready for MILF May?

by KarolineVangErTilDværge November 21, 2018

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milf float

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years

Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float

by Old fashioned girl November 21, 2018

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Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.

Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.

by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018

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