Matthew Vispo

A beautiful young woman who loves anime and will do anything to protect their henti files
You like Neon from Valorant. You must be a Matthew Vispo
by momoiscool1234545667778 February 05, 2022
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Matthew Garcia

Amazing Young Comedian That's Striving To Become One Of The Funniest Actors in Hollywood...

He Looks Up To Jim Carrey And Has Special Skills Like Making Funny Faces & "Attempting" To Dance...
One Day He Wants To Become A Director And Make Terrifying & Hilarious Movies...
Everyone: Wow Matthew Garcia Just Made History...
by Barney Barney December 15, 2020
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Matthew Horner

Amazing man hits 3 pointer eyes closed. Dunks like a pro. 2016 dunk pro. Very muscley
Dam that Matthew Horner really be hitting them 3's like no tomorrow
by Louis Pendo March 12, 2022
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Matthew Doyle

Some nerd who likes pigeons he's funny when he is and is an extremely interesting person.
Woah it's Matthew Doyle I should talk to that person!
by h= January 09, 2021
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Matthew Rudy

He’s an amazing human being, I love how passionate he is. He’ll be successful one day. He sometimes pretend to be a cat bc he’s lactose intolerant, he love cats HAHAHAHA.
Tsuma: Is your tummy alright?

Matthew Rudy: My tumtum hurt, am cat
by tsuma January 05, 2021
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Matthew Fong

A sexy beast who is smart and sexy and a more sexy!! hes sexier than u and is hot as a hot air balloon + a burning furnace.
That Matthew Fong Is HOT MAN. GOD SEXY BEAST
by Joeee MaaMaa April 28, 2021
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Matthew barwell

Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.
Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell
by Flyless fly December 17, 2019
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