a complete asshole who deserves no happiness. he ruins everything for everyone and can never make anyone happy. he uses girls for their body’s and when something goes wrong in the relationship he blames it on you. he makes it seem like nothing is his fault when he’s the bad guy. so basically the worse human alive.
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