a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized
John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"
by NickPikk August 18, 2023
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Ricky: Hey Bobby, Did you hear about Kevin's latest endeavor?
Bobby: Did he eat 14 burritos for lunch again?
Ricky: No man, better! I'm telling you he went full White Knight out in Joshua Tree! He scored free tacosand almost got laid, but he fell asleep after the tacos.
Bobby: Dude, that's it, I'm white knighting up in Big Bear next weekend! Wanna join?
Bobby: Did he eat 14 burritos for lunch again?
Ricky: No man, better! I'm telling you he went full White Knight out in Joshua Tree! He scored free tacosand almost got laid, but he fell asleep after the tacos.
Bobby: Dude, that's it, I'm white knighting up in Big Bear next weekend! Wanna join?
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The guy looked like a knight in shining armor when she had on her rose-colored glasses, but when she took them off, he didn't even look human, he looked like a retard in tin foil she was so used to having them on.
The guy looked like a knight in shining armor when she had on her rose-colored glasses, but when she took them off, he didn't even look human, he looked like a retard in tin foil she was so used to having them on.
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"I SWEAR TO GOD! IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING MEGA KNIGHT SPAMMED AT THE GOD DAMN BRIDGE IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF! HOLY SHIT, MIDLADDER MAKES ME WANT TO SHOOT MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT!" -Lava and non-mega knight users
"hehe megaknight at bridge" -Average Midladder Player
"hehe megaknight at bridge" -Average Midladder Player
by Lava_ May 1, 2024
Get the Mega Knight mug.What can I say about Ellen-may Knight. she is really only happy when food is in front of her. once i saw her push a old lady over and run away with all of her shopping.......because she was hungry! you may think she looks hot and sweet, but when you get to know the real Ellen-may knight you will think twice about asking her out and just staying good friends. :)
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