Top tier knob glazer .Also might be Hendersonville biggest simp . Gets on his knees for big cock Dan .
Did you see that big Juan got all the gravy work this week . Yeah it’s because he glazed big cock Dan
by Papi124 May 7, 2024
Get the big Juanmug. Juan is an introverted boy, but cool. He is a person who gives you security and confidence. He is very beautiful inside and out. His aura is strong and positive. You could be by his side without mentioning a word but strangely you would be comfortable and calm. We all deserve a Juan in our lives. His very presence makes many happy. He is smart, kind and cute.
Juan is probably the kindest and calmest guy you will ever meet.
- Who's that boy?
- It's Juan, I met him a few minutes ago, he's so nice!
- Who's that boy?
- It's Juan, I met him a few minutes ago, he's so nice!
by absmt November 21, 2021
Get the Juanmug. I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
by Juan Star November 16, 2022
Get the Juan Starmug. Thiccest nigga you'll ever meet, has a dick that is 3145686 percent bigger than yours. He plays Minecraft and Roblox 25/7 and has more robux than what your family will ever have. He's sometimes a quirky VSCO girl at heart, but when you date him you will realize why all the girls in the school likes him (Hint: his peepee is big). He always gets the ladies and is known for managing to seduce the preschoolers. Although he seems like a manly tough guy, he will still go full communist with his intellect in math tests, his IQ is incalculable but it is rumoured to be over 9000. This doesn't mean you should be on his bad side, he personally knows the CEO of racism and it is even speculated that he IS the CEO of racism.
by Bruh3 October 1, 2019
Get the Juanmug.