Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."
Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!
by Anti-Tech Extremist May 06, 2024
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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is pure love. One thing for sure, Juan or Sebastian, or J-S…he doesn’t even know the complete extent of how his whole gorgeous being lights up Rachel’s heart and mind to a depth that cannot be calculated in numeric terms. It’s like the Richter scale, exponential.

He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.

His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.

Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.
I’ve never seen anything this Juan Sebastian in my whole life. What a gift from heaven.

Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.

I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.

I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.

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by PeriquitaPeriquito February 24, 2024
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Juan Gorilla Tag

very cool guy with a lot of respect for himself and others. always on gtag 24/7 and constantly dunking on orion drift for no reason. D1 hater for most things and a great friend. competitive and supportive friend who will help you perserve through anything yet can still be funny at times. Great guy, great editor, gtag lover, crazy.
You: Yoooo is that Juan Gorilla Tag
Juan: Hello everyone!
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cxshout juan

He is a 13 year old rapper and make beat
Cxshout Juan be on Instagram and his Instagramme is cxshout._juan
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Juan Guerrero

A very feminine type of guy, down to earth but can be annoying. Likes to talk a lot but doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
by Goofygoof November 27, 2018
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Juan Carlos Bodoque

Juan Carlos Bodoque is so god.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 10, 2024
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Juan & Lee

Some flibbers who eat all my corn and chicken
STOP EATING MY CORN AND CHICKEN JUAN & LEE
by James go away March 02, 2020
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