Jon

Jon skips date day.
Jon ghosts the phone calls.
Don't be like Jon.

Fuck sake! He if he Jon's me one more time, we are done.

by Dontbejon October 28, 2022

Jon

Biggest carrot cruncher you’ll meet

Mate that Jon is a massive carrot cruncher

by MateItsReal June 07, 2021

jon

a young man who blows the bass trombone

lisedi: looks at that guy over there! he's boning
kate: it's jon!

by mxlvilleyyyy May 25, 2023

Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

by dopelemon June 12, 2020

jon david covert

Sex god
He has a 6FT penis and all the lady's love him...
HES SO DREAMY...

Oh my god his penis is like 6FT
john david covert can please the lady's
jon david covert is so hot.

by definerlolz November 24, 2013

Jon Cryer

American actor. Mostly famous for playing Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men.

Jon Cryer is the perfect potrayal of alan

by superbobble.com April 13, 2017

Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.

Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.

by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012