I'm all right Jack!

(originally: "Fuck you, Jack, I'm all right!!" - described the bitter dismay of sailors ("jacks") returning home after wartime in the Navy to find themselves not treated as patriots or heroes, but ignored / sneered at by a selfish, complacent, get-ahead society - phrase was subsequently toned down for acceptable general use.)
Attitude of "every man for himself, survival of the fittest, devil take the hindmost", ... but also, that all the possible advantages (however gained), success (however won) and satisfaction (whatever the cost to others) belong to me first!" Narrow-focus, narrow-gauge pseudo-Darwinian selfishness glorified as a sensible philosophy of society and life.

People who find it hard to say "I'm all right Jack!" outright, say to anyone they find no longer useful: "I'm trying to get my life in order right now, so can you respect that, please?!..." (just before they throw themselves laughing into more fun and merry chaos!)

by kofi May 19, 2003

jick-jack

messing around, dawdling, dilly-dallying.

Quit jick-jacking around! We've got to get in the car and go!

by Silas Almgren January 2, 2008

Jack Squat

Another way to say Jack Shit.

there are users on this website who do not know jack squat about writing a good definition.

by Light Joker May 21, 2004

jack skellington

The most perfectly scarey/heartfelt charecter from a film ever The Nightmare before Christmas. "Jack Skellington" is the pumpkin king of halloweentown who is fatigued of the Halloween way of life. He wants more from life apart from scaring young ones and all. When he finds Christmas town he wants it so he takes it for himself. When its ruined he trys to fix it. He is a good soul who trys to make everything good but cant.

Jack Skellington is tall and thin with a bat bowtie

by Alfie Salisbury January 1, 2005

Jack the Ripper

A man who led an unsuccessful campaign of ending prostitution.

Jack the Ripper killed a total of eleven prostitutes.Most likely the prostitutes would have died of some sexual disease days later.

by d1y2r3n4 September 22, 2010

Jack-Off

When A Guy Holds His Dick And Rubs His Hand Up And Down Getting Faster Until It Feels Good And He Sperms.

My Friend Doesn't Get Any Pussy So He Likes To Jack-Off.

by *JeNnA* May 4, 2004

Jumbo Jack

A Jumbo Jack is the most popular burger coming out of Jack In the Box. It is a piece of hamburger meat with some bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and onions.

"Hey, mother. I brought you a Jumbo Jack."
"They decided to be funny again and leave out the meat.."

by Shadow Flare December 10, 2005