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International Virgins' Day

8 September is celebrated as International Virgin's Day in tribute to all the losers (virgins) of the earth.
Today is international virgins' day
by H TV h gh in hu un n aww September 8, 2022
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American international school of abu dhabi

weird school, dont try to ditch because there are some teachers who don't listen to you in class but ONLY can hear you when ur in the hallways during break, the principle steals all ur food and phones , #only lgbt people go there
american international school of abu dhabi is a disgusting school
by aisa teacher #1 October 14, 2019
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Munich International School

The biggest shit-hole school in the country. For real, every day I thank god that my parents sent me to the Bavarian International School instead of that ugly ass dump. They are a bunch of pretentious pussies WHOS SCHOOL ISN'T EVEN IN GOD DAMN MUNICH. So shut the fuckingfuck up.
The BIS Lions would kick Munich International School's (whatever their shitty ass mascot is) ass, any day of the fucking week. Bunch of snobby losers.
by ReadyPlayerOne March 12, 2021
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International Durag Day

November 17th. A day in which people of the UK commemorate the durag by wearing one
Example
(A conversation taking place on Nov 17th)
Person 1: ayy bro why aren’t you wearing your durag

Person 2: bruv, are you blind fam, can’t even talk about my new trim and your coming at me with durags tsks
Person 1: Blad is you mad, d’you know what the date is

Person 2: Nahh not even

Person 1: It’s fucking International Durag Day, abeg you go put on your durag tsks

Person 2: say no more
by Bandok26 October 5, 2019
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International Anal Sex Day

September 2nd. The day to give or receive an allotment for anal sex
Today’s September 2nd. Got an allotment for anal that I could borrow for International Anal Sex Day? I used my banked days during the pandemic at the sailing dock.
by MaggieRipPeopleOffFor10k September 1, 2020
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intentional food poisoning

The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.
Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.
by honneamise December 2, 2018
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iterations

NWO sucks lots of cock because he's a faggot.
by Anonymous April 9, 2003
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