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Funky Boots

Slang forweed
The Tripod had a great time with them funky boots.
by Tripod por Vida January 16, 2009
mugGet the Funky Bootsmug.

boot jerker

The act of jerking your bologna into any kind of boot. Being turned on by a cowboy boot, orthopedic boot, hooker boot, stripper boot or work boot or any sort of boot. Getting freaky with synthetic or any animal skin boot.
Homeboy likes to jerk his one eyed pocket snake into a boot. There's a snake in my boot. Homeboy is a low down boot jerker
by Madame Breaux psychic April 19, 2018
mugGet the boot jerkermug.

barbarian boots

Those brown boots that women wear with the laces and the furry top, sometimes with pom-poms on the laces. The heels of these boots are flush with the toe (not a high heel). Called so because it looks like a female warrior from Age of Conan.
Ever since Age of Conan came out for the PC, all the pretty girls in Wal*Mart are wearing these barbarian boots on their feet.

You look cute in barbarian boots. You could be Xena or Conan's wife.
by Wm Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 28, 2008
mugGet the barbarian bootsmug.

boot sex

Thwe act of sticking ones penis in a doctor martins boot.
OMGWTFBBQ BOOTSEKS!!!!11SHlFT
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004
mugGet the boot sexmug.

bean boots

Bean boots are often worn by girls at Middlesex School in Concord, MA. They often are worn so that one can convey a "chill" persona. The older they look the better. Your grandpa probably has them.
Hey Alden! Cute bean boots where did you get them?
LLBean.
by Alden Gremlin May 18, 2008
mugGet the bean bootsmug.
What a 42 year old white bitch says when she trys to "rap".
I can rap yall! watch! boots and cats and boots and cats
by thebigbadman November 30, 2020
mugGet the boots and cats and boots and catsmug.

Boot-cocking

(Guys) when you think you've cum and you realize that the liquidy substance is actually the vomit of the girl giving head oozing all over your cock. Getting boot-cocked refers to the next day when you are in the shower and realize that the crusty shit on your cock isn't mung but the leftovers of the vomit!
Boot-cocking is Like a CHEESY Gordidda!
by DaJizzle October 5, 2005
mugGet the Boot-cockingmug.

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