Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.
"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"
"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"
"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
by mrciarano December 4, 2013
Get the Hipster Matingmug. see mallgoth/mall goth
obnoxious, rich teenage girls who blindly follow the hipster trend, thinking they're incredibly original. they listen to grouplove, one direction, lana del rey, the smiths, young the giant, and walk the moon. they can easily be spotted by long, straightened hair, a nose piercing, an iphone 4s, and an urban outfitters top that says "free spirit" or something.
obnoxious, rich teenage girls who blindly follow the hipster trend, thinking they're incredibly original. they listen to grouplove, one direction, lana del rey, the smiths, young the giant, and walk the moon. they can easily be spotted by long, straightened hair, a nose piercing, an iphone 4s, and an urban outfitters top that says "free spirit" or something.
person a: omg look at those mallgoths what is this, 2004?
person b: not half as bad as those mall hipsters
person b: not half as bad as those mall hipsters
by judgementalandpretentious July 13, 2012
Get the mall hipstermug. I wear mostly hipster panties and I have so many cute prints like my favorite pair of hello kitty panties.
by WedgiedGirl December 7, 2018
Get the Hipster pantiesmug. A "hipster-groupie" is a sole individual that lives, eats, and breathes the "hipster" style of life. Extensive research has shown that it is usually an employer/employee relationship, with said employer typically failing to understand meaning of "work-place boundaries." "Hipster groupies" can also be identified as the more casual, street-slang term "Buddy Holly fanatics." Between the two titles, it comes down to whichever you'd prefer to include in your colloquial.
hipster-groupie hipster groupie love
by B.H. Jr. March 4, 2009
Get the hipster-groupiemug. Usually defined as a person who:
A. Drinks PBR
B. Has the money to bath, but doesn't
C. Cuts their own hair, badly.
C. Wears "Ironic" 80's clothes
E. Has a bike
F. Has a beard
G. Rolls their pant legs up to high
A. Drinks PBR
B. Has the money to bath, but doesn't
C. Cuts their own hair, badly.
C. Wears "Ironic" 80's clothes
E. Has a bike
F. Has a beard
G. Rolls their pant legs up to high
"Blank is such a Portland Hipster. Just look at him with his brand new bike, riding down the middle of the street drunk on PBR. It even looks like he cut his dreadlocks last night in his bathroom!"
by Lostboy23 May 10, 2009
Get the Portland Hipstermug. When a hipster or other self-centered person admits to having little talent or that their behavior is unacceptable in a joking manner intended to make it "ironic" and, thus, "excusable".
John put up his hipster shield by telling us he's a terrible guitarist before mangling it for the the next half hour.
by Derek Rollergasm July 10, 2012
Get the hipster shieldmug. Since a hipster likes everything before it becomes popular, a reverse-hipster likes things after they are already popular and run into the ground.
i.e. a hipster that is late for things.
i.e. a hipster that is late for things.
Friend 1: You should read the Hunger Games!
Friend 2: I'll read them after everyone is done with them. I don't feel like jumping aboard this train right now- they're all finished reading already so I won't be able to catch up.
Friend 1: You're like a reverse-hipster....
Friend 2: I'll read them after everyone is done with them. I don't feel like jumping aboard this train right now- they're all finished reading already so I won't be able to catch up.
Friend 1: You're like a reverse-hipster....
by Bridgette Loaf April 8, 2012
Get the Reverse-Hipstermug.