Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.

Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.

by Cashmere Dreams September 1, 2014

Gooch Geeks

A legendary youtube channel

Did you watch the new Gooch Geeks video?

by GPG legend 2 September 15, 2020

gooch gouge

When someone is impailed in the gooch.

I tried to run away from the cops but when I jumped the fence I landed on the pole and got gooch gouged.

by Struk17 March 11, 2016

gooch hammer

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot

Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!

by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022

Gooch

The Ball and Booty Juice Collector. Between the booty hole and ball sack.

As I scratch my balls I noticed the amount of juice built up in my Gooch.

by Truthteller36 January 21, 2022

Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.

A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.

by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025

White Gooch

A prison inmate term for when your fuck buddy pulls out and sprays jizz all over your gooch so that it turns white.

Dickie, when you bent over to pick up the soap, I gave you a white gooch.

by pussyfart666 November 22, 2012